Listen to Don't Touch My King-Size Joint online. Don't Touch My King-Size Joint is an English language song and is sung by DJ Quickdope. Don't Touch My King-Size Joint, from the album Kontakt - Goa Hits Techno "The Best of Psy Techno, Goa Trance & Progressice Tech House Anthems", was released in the year 2012. The duration of the song is 6:27. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.