Listen to The Realest Muthafuckin' Tour Guide Ever online. The Realest Muthafuckin' Tour Guide Ever is an English language song and is sung by Kail. The Realest Muthafuckin' Tour Guide Ever, from the album True Hollywood Squares, was released in the year 2008. The duration of the song is 3:33. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.