Listen to H.M.S. Pinafore (The Lass that Loved a Sailor), Act II: "Things are seldom what they seem" online. H.M.S. Pinafore (The Lass that Loved a Sailor), Act II: "Things are seldom what they seem" is an English language song and is sung by Thames Symphony Orchestra. H.M.S. Pinafore (The Lass that Loved a Sailor), Act II: "Things are seldom what they seem", from the album Gilbert & Sullivan: H.M.S. Pinafore, was released in the year 2014. The duration of the song is 2:25. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.